Fairytale Rap Cypher
Freshy Kanal, The Stupendium, Dan Bull, Freeced, Keyblade, Halacg, LittleFlecks, J.Chay, Eric the audible, EpicLLOYD, Shwabadi
Once upon a time
There lived a boy who'd never age
He spent his time a-writing fire
Hooks upon a page
He chilled with those who chilled and
Weak-ass pussies got the boot
He lined each cat against the wall for
All the king's mad men to shoot
Through each hood he went a-riding
Spitting rhymes and nary capping
Notoriously big and bad
'twas not your granny's rapping
For he'd been to quell the giants
Who went stalking through the night
His tales were loosey-goosey
But his bars were fucking tight!
I got a tickеt to vacation, I'm the taxi cab
I can offer you a paradise this planеt can't
I'm crossing a couple stars on my travel plan
Grab my hand
You could say I'm moonwalking to Neverland
So pipe down or you're catching the smoke
If you wanna settle beef go to Cannibal Cove
Bitch, I run this motherfucker from
The land to the coast
Sea kings only living where
My shadow is thrown
I'm an honest guy, but I lie to the crooks
I don't book a flight
I just fly out the book
I don't give a shit what
Your parents have cooked
I got bigger fish to fry
The way Pan's leaving Hooks
Y'all got all your friendships wrecked with
Your 9 to 5 shit
I got friends ship-wrecking when
I fight with pirates
I'm not built for a Driver's License
I built up my own fucking Private Island!
Bangarang, Captain Hook
Black mustache and a dapper look
I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas
And you wouldn't have a hook
If you didn't have me
I'm the Brooklyn Dodgers of open water
The Roger Waters of Jolly Rogers
Fly as Tinker Bell when I'm dropping sail
Making other pirates' flows sound
Like Speak and Spell
And I'm Bangarang, Captain Hook
Top chap in my whole pack of crooks
The chapter book king backed by Mr smee
And you wouldn't have a hook
If you didn't have me
Peter Pan went and fed my severed hand
To Tik Tok the croc down in Neverland
And I'm foiled again, I'm getting Lost Boys
Peace! But you wouldn't have a hook
If you didn't have me!?!
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fuck
I smell the flow of a thief you all know
And whose green only goes up
Putting seeds in a foe's mum
Cuz that means I'm a grower
Have her leaving with rope burn
Poster-boy of most certainly being misjudged
Had a cow but I sold
Her for some worthless beans
I was down till a burglary and a murder had
Turned me from poor to a rich cunt
I sling rhymes that have a goliath beat
Since I swiped the kinder surprise egg clean
From that giant's miserable sky palace
You might like to call it a hijacking
Time is ticking, on this mic I'm riffing
Like a harp
Even with my arms tied I'm spitting
Goodbye, good riddance
Took five of these beans and I got
High but it's not I who's tripping
Honk, honk, hear the goose come
Stepping into the booth give em goosebumps
Leave em in the trash chute like Veruca
Don't mess with the feathered
Veteran with the bread
Or you're going to get chewed up
By the Golden Goose, bruh, cash in the coop
Ya make appearances
Everything I lay down's 24 carat
It's all on my bill
See your net worth is less than this bird?
That's embarrassing gander at the gander
I'm the fowl minded Midas
So mind your manners
That brand name I'm hyping
Don't hide the glamour
So far from Untitled, this game I slander
Bring in the flock and
That honking's your doom
With every drop, I bring Stonks to the moon
A different league than some
Other ducking Scrooge
Original G, that's "mother fucking" Goose!
Running through the woods in
A bright red hood
Sensed no danger, not when he grabbed me
Little me understood, not the likelihood
Of this stranger eating up granny
Never trust a wolf making conversation
Canine, more like bull, with an off fixation
Not one to get full, hungry inclination
I walked in and thought
Illness must be raising
Cause what big arms, big ears, big eyes
Big teeth
House seemed calm, but what lied in sheets
Was the wolf
In the place of his last big feast
At the time I couldn't see who was underneath
So I came just a little bit closer
Big mistake, no escape, from the poser
Got an eyeful of his blinding molars
Little Riding Hood, just Red leftover
Just the red leftover from
This master of disguise
I ain't paying for this meal like
My card has been declined
He's the lone wolf
Got no partner in this crime
Antisocial, hear no bark, but I'mma bite!
Apex predator, beast in your gran's sheets
I'm too greedy I need seconds
I feast, will these peeps ever learn?
Peek at the teeth, fleek to the feet
Got the claws pedicured what big fangs?
Just to kill you all the better, bruh
I'm the type of villain that's quite rare
The kind the parents read and
Give their little kids nightmares
A sneaky motherfucker, don't fight fair
Wherever they least expect me, bitch
I'm right there! Turn your crib into my lair
Nah, I never hunt in packs
I'm the Alpha, coming with a cunning plan
When the teeth gleam at you
That's a muzzle flash
And I could cut you down
To size like a lumberjack bitch!
Hola! Here comes the Puss in Boots
You losin', fools i make a track sound good
Call me Fruity Loops
Yeah, I seduce with my looks
And I look really cute
See I'm rolling with the fur
But without the suit
Olé, soy de los mejores y si tú no lo ves
Es que estás más ciego que
Ese trío de ratones with the sword? Good
With the words? Flawless
So much I can make an ogre look smaller
Like damn, bro
Spitting so sick like hairballs
Gato por fuera, Zorro por dentro
Tengo alma bandolera
Mi encanto de Banderas keep my red flags low
When you poor, gotta work, gotta hustle
That way I made my G be
The king of the castle
Yeah, and the truth is
You know how the Puss is
Didn't form a family
Still got lot of pussies
Poster on the wall, you know it's me
The yolked GOAT of old folk poetry
I suppose if the question is
Who's the best tale
Then you best tell them not to
Step on the egg shell
Cause any rapper who puts
Their verse before mine's
About to see there's more to me
Than just a nursery rhyme
I mean there's only so much
Pressure one man can handle
Before his brain gets uh, let's say scrambled
Got the type of shit to
Light up your lures quick
Old school every rhyme of
Mine's inscribed in Papyrus
If you don't vibe with it
Take a dive off the highest bricks
Cause I'm giving no fucks
Like the tip of a friar's dick
See now crime is the life I
Live ever since Puss abandoned me
Fostered the name and the fame with no family
So call the king's horses and gather his men
Tell him Humpty is back and
He's cracked once again
You know, it's very rude to sit down
At someone's cypher uninvited
No matter! Here comes the Hatter!
Never been so silly a
Milliner and habitual picnicker
I'm like crumpets and cricket but
Just a smidgeon more Britisher
Young Flibbertigibbet
We aren't given to visitors
So just sit in the middle
As I am spilling my riddles
And sipping a little with a platter of some
Shrinking or embiggening nibbles
Oh! My sanity's a drink in a thimble!
You know you really do talk too much
Move round! You're crazy if you don't think
I rhyme the best
'Cause I'm raving when I'm up
At the writing desk
You say curiouser and curiouser
I'd say I'm mercurial
(That just means his mind's a mess
Very rude…) so call me Mr tea! You
Can quit your jibber-jabberwocky
Miss, you're dreaming if you think that
You could have a coffee
This table-setting is a place to be
It's a very merry un-birthday for me!
Oh hello, don't worry, you're not in danger
I may be a stranger but you're even stranger
In case you forget, here's a basic refresher
One, I'm a cat, two
I came here from Cheshire
It's a great pleasure
Making your acquaintance
Queer conversation is the
Quaintest entertainment
Come to Wonderland and you'll understand
That it's enlightening under thunderclouds
Enter with trepidation, a step at a time
I don't require trepanation to open your mind
Let's take a look inside, that could be fun
Strange you've gone oddly quiet?
Cat got your tongue? My teeth aren't jacked
I'm just dentally built
Where's the line between ingenious
And mentally ill when you get defensive then
You tend to reveal your intentions
That's why I never pretend to be real
Skin getting thinner until i'm hidden
Invisible apart from the glowing
Grin on my grill
Still deliver riddlin' as if
It's medicine for fidgeting
You don't want to hear the
Conspiracies I'm complicit in
The mystery is viscous the
Way it's thickening do you know who I am?
Hint: it isn't Ronnie Pickering
Pickling your mind like I'm
Sticking it in brine
Rewind, See how many hidden messages you find
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