Captain Marvel vs Shazam
Freshy Kanal, Titanium1208, Halacg, Jughead Jay
Bonus Battle carol Danvers
Vs billy Batson
Begin!
Fighting a social wreck doesn't seem
Like it's that fun
But if you're messing with Batson
Better step up to the bat
Son you started one battle and split the
Piece down the middle
But ask Ulysses if he sees
That this war ain't civil
If there's someone you should marvel
You don't have to look far
This butterfly's floating in? Guess
I'm not seeing stars
Your dignity ain't bulletproof
You're gullible, that's all
You went from GI joe
Into Captain Barbie doll! (Oh)
I'm cold news, like Thor's weather clan
So don't mind if I steal the thunder-
SHAZAM!
This melee's critical
Tell Thanos to craft your tomb
Why trying to beat enemies when you
Push 'em out your womb
Space await's a tragedy if they
Push you to knock 'em
You're the security of NASA?
Houston, we've got a problem
Before I save the world from
Snapping into grainy bit's
I'm being sent here on a mission
Just for me to babysit?
A spunky little orphan go and
Gets some magic mettled
I know my name is Carol, but what's this
A Christmas special?
You'll be bursting into flames if you
Are messing with the Cap
Telling me Shazam's your name? We get
More help with the app
You get possessed in your quests
I double what this loser can
You're a bent Clark Kent
Barely half a' Superman!
Compared to Goose, you are the bigger copycat
Stole your name right off of me
Then your logo off of Flash
You got your suit from the wizard
And your whole comic from DC
I've crushed Skrulls before
I wouldn't let a clone beat me
I'll take all of Danvers' raps and
Bat them back at ya!
Speaking of look-a-likes I'll cook you
Back like Black Adam
Your fights don't make it better
You gotta get it in your head
Revenge or not
Your boyfriend is and will stay dead
But I'm sure you're finding plenty
Of ways to forget that
You emptied out so many bottles guess
That's why they call you Cap!
Your sister turned evil
But you're the one they changed
To fill their wallets
Squeezed a cheesy schtick so money
Trickles from their Fawcet
Your writers started off a nazi
You really think you mean well
But before you'd shout Shazam
You were screaming Sieg Heil!
Like Injustice, you'll be getting hushed and
Murdered by your hero
I don't have to be binary to
Know you're nothing but zeroes
Ask the comic fans
Everything that matters are the scores
You've been stomped out
Just like my movie will do to yours
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