Paul Blart vs. Robocop
Freshy Kanal, Titanium1208, We Skeem
Bonus Battle robocop
Vs p-P-Paul Blart (laughter)
Begin!
Robocop kicks you out the building
Like your mall did
I'll show you life won't always let you land
In a ball pit
'Cause I'm here to arrest you for
Causing a huge riot
Do it like perfectmatchcom- use your
Right to remain silent!
Your seg-way of thinking isn't
Outside the box
You're not a cop eating donuts
You're a donut eating cops
I'm rising like the crime rate fight
For justice 'til I get killed
Take care of the pensioners before they
Use you as a treadmill
I went from OCP to a gigantic legacy
You turned Victoria's Secret into the WWE
Your mom died trying to get
Her newspapers off the streets
Try saving that with a Hello Kitty band-aid
Creep
Roger that, officer
It's an honor you called me for the keynote
Speech against the autotuned
Version of WALL-E (laughter)
I, erm what?
(coughs) Sorry
I'm the ball-droppin' mall-coppin'
Officer Paul Blart! For one dollar
I'll knock your films out of Walmart!
You Terminated your style
Then robo-copied and pasted that
And before you would've gotten replaced
Again, you said, "screw it
Let's just play some ads"
But here's some family advice: stop
Clinging on your ex-wife
Like, I don't think she wants a
Microwave as her next child
And back then this rock'em
Sock'em bot's plots
Bottled up and became a mad source
But these days
Your reboots are just kicking a dead horse
Don't lecture me 'bout family or
Kicking a dead horse
Your first ever email was your
Wife sending a divorce
So are you gonna' try to call
In your daughter as third party?
You failed to cross my lines
And this ain't even the army!
My expectations didn't get high since you
Got Nuked off the market
If you want to save Detroit
You should be your own target
Your directive's out of it's prime
(yawns, falls asleep, Oh)
I rock the comedy genre
Your gore doesn't attract, believe me!
If you were part of the PGs
You'd still be able to pee geez!
You're the proof in person
That products get rotten
And that if robots can't die
They can still be forgotten
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