Godzilla vs Harry Truman
Freshy Kanal, Gridline Studios, Raichous
GridLine Rap Battles harry Truman
Vs godzilla!
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I'm the pinnacle reptile
Call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to back up my rhyme skill
Second to none
I'm a mic Destroyah, you know I spit fire
Here's a Fair Deal
I won't crush you if you retire
You are puny, mortal
Too emasculate for a foe
You're as unguarded as the last time
You stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch
Even the Avengers couldn't harm me
Now I'm dunking on your raps
Like I did to Charles Barkley
There's not a single thing you've done
That's ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to
Be elected to office
You've got nothing to say
But this MonsterVerse was legendary
You can't beat this, so go
On then give me hell, harry
I was sipping bourbon when I was
Called to fight an iguana
Now it's time to tip the scales
On this stuntman in a condom
I'm a True Man, I speak my mind
Just look through the Doctrine
And I'm not the only office
That has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already
Print says: "Truman beats Godzilla"
'Cause, despite your snickery
Your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps
To hide from CPS, i see
But that freak of kid's defense is
Likely throwing his eggs at me
Kaiju not tell that when you're outmatched?
I'm known for wiping our armies
So this ancient waste of office space
Could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season
It's time to end The Truman Show
'Cause I tore down your rhymes
Like I devastated Tokyo
I'm not exactly the one to
Hinder upon the churches
But your revival did that for me
By rendering the "God" worthless
I haberdashed your chances of
Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in
The sea for the final time
Eisen-howah 'bout you retreat
Or I'll just end your term early
You'd need an Oxygen-Destroyer to
Pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent
Another peasant straight to jail
This old man's just frustrated
'cause, like his organs, he failed
I'm a seasoned veteran
You're a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you!
There's your headline, chicago
So I'll seal the deal against this
Threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you
Now a fat man to kill this beast
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