Mysterio vs. Harry Houdini

Provost, Freshy Kanal, Homokóra

Harry Houdini, the one and only Prepare to see me crush this phoney I show no mercy to fake magic So crawl back to the loony bin I'm the one escaping straitjackets I hate psychics The future of your crystal ball helmet's When I fuckin' light it We all have secrets but only good Magicians don't reveal them so Tell me how you make fights Feel faker than Rey Mysterio Think you're sneaky like Houdini? Kid, your try at scheming Was gaslighting kids Then hand-sleighting them before IP leaking Some average Joe got more success Than you'll ever get so Your girl took one look at him And then disappeared like "presto" I soared to new heights by Literally thinking outside the box You fell into depression 'cause Spider-Man Ruined all your plots At Hollywood's beck and call but They're not calling Beck The only burns you dish at all Are to actors on the set You got your audience convinced On a tiny screen but my tricks even hit when I'm behind the scenes You're a public embarrassment Your knick-knacks are worthless Your jokes only put shame on Your whole family circus You think your handstands get your Mom and dad fed? I'll put your under pressure like The blood in your head You've got no more appeal All your props are overdone Now this old man can't even sneak His way into World War I Got fired for being too good at My job in the comic books But now I got that bank to spare Ask Hollywood Busting mediums is this square's Damn hobby? Good! I'd say sue me But your Karen ass probably would I demand a refund for your misleading show 'Cause when I heard water torture I didn't think you'd mean your flow Said you'd escape the damn grave But winded up unconscious Hurry the fuck up! I'm passing Out trying to watch this This Weisz guy wants to fire rhymes It's nonsense i'm not scared of a dude who Hides from the patenting process I know you like your water stunts So this next trick will leave you breathless Since a single punchline's enough To crush your appendix You're under arrest when Your criminal dealings When I'm under arrest You catch me swinging on the ceiling I bet that would remind you of The man in the web mask Your whole plans would go to Shit if After Effects crashed The great Houdini appears on the stage To once again take the audience by surprise After ignoring his doctor's orders and Poison in his body He still performs, and plot twist He fucking dies I'm in the air 'cause I'm a pilot renowned You're on the air when your own Drones are shooting you down And is it any wonder Stark made Fun of your useless trash? Your whole life's work is a Goddamn VR Google Glass My methods are still unknown I'm a spotlight stealer You make teenagers trip balls like A school drug dealer you're pathetic You could never match the Records I've touched Only Guinness you've seen's the beer you Down because your life sucks Using Daily Bugle fake news to gain fans I escape cans While your Raimi cameo stays canned Wanna make it big? Well just take after me Make like a good stunt double Keep your face off the screens Oh no, did I hurt your little feelings, bro? Goddamn, who shit in your Myst-Cheerios? I've tackled the grandest attractions Mastered distractions back when the Camera's in action And they're saying I'm unstable? That's nothing to the dangling cables That were breaking your ankle Got the world fooled with all The magic that I've done Your greatest illusion was an imaginary son This is Harry's last show And to put aside any doubts He's been buried once again But this time he's not coming out

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