99 Bottles of Beer
D. Black
99 Bottles of Beer Lyrics BY: D-Black
1st verse
I knew this player name Heineken his Boy Corona/
Old foster ran a juke joint on the corner/
Colors light and Miller lite ran together real tight/
Redstripe was jealous of them til she met bud light/
Her brother bud was weiser but had beef with Guinness stoute/
I couldn’t figure out so I went to ice house/
What’s the deal son he said man corona listen/
When Guinness left the joint buds private stock was missing/
The beef is on remember those weak cats name Schaefer/
Who use to run with Strohs when Slitz was gettin paper/
Oh you talking about those thugs who went to St. Ides high/
Shady cats who boosted cars with my man lowenbrau/
But anyway buds got colts 45/
With Killians red scope to aim between the eyes/
Man this game is risky get on the phone and call Mickey/
Old Milwaukee was the best no time for him he’s pickey/
And then it hit me my cousin Molson called/
12 o’clock Country Club it’s the players ball/
Chorus
Are y’all ready to party 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall/
Throw your hands up everybody out the keg, out the bottle, the can we drink it all/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall 99 Bottles of Beer/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall we pissy drunk at the players ball/
2nd verse
Redwolf was howling mad freaks up on his shoulders/
Before I came over showed love my man Cobra/
Pretty boy Becks was live up on the set/
Natural Ice lived a High life throughout the projects/
I’m a Mack what you expect Old E taught me the game/
How to get the Bush keep it real and never change/
My man Red Dog was back from overseas/
Introduced me to Ching Dow a player who was Chinese/
You should have seen them accompanied by Modelo and Zima/
Traveled the globe Smirnoff and Michelob/
Redbull and Ice Bull was two of a kind/
They both skipped the Miller draft to the army in 89/
The click was genuine strapped tight with magnums/
O’doul was always frontin talk mess but worth nothing/
Ain’t that something Michelob Light came in/
Michelob Dark those days getting smoked in the park/
I heard rumors that Hurricane had DC locked/
Him Molsen Ice, Molsen Gold, Rolling Rock/
We all conversated my wife Corona light called/
Tell Ambrose and Fat Tire about tonight’s players ball/
Chorus
Are y’all ready to party 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall/
Throw your hands up everybody out the keg, out the bottle, the can we drink it all/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall 99 Bottles of Beer/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall we pissy drunk at the players ball/
3rd Verse
It was on playboy at tonight’s main event/
Dos Equis had the yacht the models was heaven sent/
Labatt Blue was Canadian cats I knew/
We connected for years players, ballers, and beers/
Thugs at heart soldier like Lowenbrau dark/
Miller was Sharp, Paulaner, Bass, and Harp/
Honey Brown was in town Kirin Ichiban, Sapporo
Polar buckler from holland/
Every commission was in mafioso my friend/
All around the world even Saint Pauleys girls/
Tecate was a gambler who shifted the spread/
Last year I made a half of mil off of moose head/
At the winter fest Southpaw Light was the best/
Slitz Light, and Busch Light was both jailed that night/
Old man Fuller brought to the table that London Pride/
London Porter ESB since 1845/
Cerveza Pacifico my cousin Coronita/
Was about to announce Mack year beer leaders/
Jealous suds tote heaters yuengling top the sales/
Runner up New Castle Brown Ale and Wicked Ale/
Amstel Light, and Hornsby’s made a killing/
Samuel Adams wasn’t satisfied with Pabst Blue Ribbon/
AND THE WINNER IS silence the crowd for a moment/
Shine the light on Heineken (WHAT) called out ................./
Chorus
Are y’all ready to party 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall/
Throw your hands up everybody out the keg, out the bottle, the can we drink it all/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall 99 Bottles of Beer/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall we pissy drunk at the players ball/
3rd Verse
Written by: DARRELL BRADLEYLyrics © Songtrust AveLyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
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